♥ ♥ ♥ His Love saves us. ♥ ♥ ♥
♥ ♥ ♥ His Bread feeds us. ♥ ♥ ♥
♥ ♥ ♥ His Blood washes us. ♥ ♥ ♥
♥ ♥ ♥ His Words created us. ♥ ♥ ♥
♥ ♥ ♥ His Angels protect us. ♥ ♥ ♥
♥ ♥ ♥ His Rod and Staff comforts us. ♥ ♥ ♥
Do you accept Him who wants to save You?

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A woman finds Aladdin’s magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and she asks him to grant her a wish:
1. I want my hubby to have eyes only for me
2. I want to be the only one in his life
3. I want him to always stay by my side
4. I want that when he gets up in the morning, i’m the first thing he grabs and to take me everywhere he goes..”
Whoosh!!!!…. the Genie turned her into a Blackberry

Start by asking yourself whether each of your relationships drags you down or lifts you up…
Surrounding yourself with positive, loving people is half the battle of living a happy, successful life…!!

BREAKING NEWS::::

The Senate today, passed a law banning same sex marriage in all of Nigeria. All offenders will henceforth, be liable to ten (10) years imprisonment without any option of fine. Any place of worship or clergy that administers such marriage also will be liable to permanent closure (for the place of worship) or 10 years imprisonment (for the clergy).

HOW T0 MAKE 25MILLION NAIRA IN LESS THAN 1 MONTH
1: Swallow salt, granule sugar or any white substance
2: Pretend ur travelling to new York, Uk Or Paris
3: At the airport, allow NDLEA officials scan u with their fake and lie lie scanner (thinking its cocaine, u will b arrested. Don’t panic)
4: At their office, u will excrete ur a** out for the 3next weeks(that’s the hardest part. Just try and endure but mek sure u dont bring out ur intestine.
5; At this point, they’ll start begging u(no agree oh)
6; hire Festus Keyamo Or Femi Falana and sue NDLEA for 100million for false allegations and forceful excretion which as a result, u can’t sit down
7; At this point, they’ll start to price, u now agree 30million. 2million for ur lawyer, 2million for me, 1 million for the court and 25 million for you…
IT WORKED FOR BABA SUWE…GOODLUCK!!

Gosh….some ppl can be creatively funny!
GOodmorning!

HOW T0 MAKE 25MILLION NAIRA IN LESS THAN 1 MONTH
1: Swallow salt, granule sugar or any white substance
2: Pretend ur travelling to new York, Uk Or Paris
3: At the airport, allow NDLEA officials scan u with their fake and lie lie scanner (thinking its cocaine, u will b arrested. Don’t panic)
4: At their office, u will excrete ur a** out for the 3next weeks(that’s the hardest part. Just try and endure but mek sure u dont bring out ur intestine.
5; At this point, they’ll start begging u(no agree oh)
6; hire Festus Keyamo Or Femi Falana and sue NDLEA for 100million for false allegations and forceful excretion which as a result, u can’t sit down
7; At this point, they’ll start to price, u now agree 30million. 2million for ur lawyer, 2million for me, 1 million for the court and 25 million for you…
IT WORKED FOR BABA SUWE…GOODLUCK!!

Gosh….some ppl can be creatively funny!
GOodmorning!

AKPOS WANTS TO BE A DOCTOR.

Akpos writing his medical entrance exam, gives definitions of some medical terms as follows :-

1. * Antibody: Against everybody
2. * Artery: Study of fine paintings
3. * Genes: Blue denims
4. * Hymen: Greeting to several males?
5. * Labour pain: Hurt at work
6. * Liposuction: French sucking kiss
7. * Microbes: Small dressing gowns
8. * Cardiology: Advanced study of playing cards
9. * Cat scan: Searching for lost cat
10. * Coma: Punctuation mark. ,,,
11. * Bacteria: Back door to a cafeteria…

Oando plc is employing, kindly go to http://www.oandoplc.com/careers/, closing on Nov 29 at 5pm.. Please, forward τ̅☺ someone who might need it

This is 2 inform u my esteemed facebook friends that I’ve started accepting Christmas gifts in cash, cheque, bank draft or e-payment deposits. I strongly recommend u renew our friendship b4 1st week of next month 2 avoid d usual “December rush”. Thanks 4 ur maximum cooperation:

Husbands are like split AC’s no matter how much heat and noise they make outdoors they are always cool and silent indoors: